hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
We had sex on a dog bed..
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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