Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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