As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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