I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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