Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Randomize
