We're facebook friends in real life
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Randomize
