There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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