Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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