Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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