Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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