I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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