In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Randomize