After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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