Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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