she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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