Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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