So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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