Sponge bath it is.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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