She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
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