I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
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