I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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