Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
She said her name was "party"
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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