is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
How external is "for external use only"?
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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