Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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