That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
