If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
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