the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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