i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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