I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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