If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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