Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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