I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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