Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
His nipple licking is glorious
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