I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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