I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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