Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
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