you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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