I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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