i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
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