There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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