If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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