Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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