i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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