i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
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