Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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