My sheets look like a crime scene.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
So many bounce houses so little time
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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