Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
false alarm, still single
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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