Sponge bath it is.
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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