i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
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