Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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