i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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