this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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