Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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