I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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