just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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